Occultic?

A sister went to my Profile and found out to her horror that I'm a Cancerian. I was warned about occultic practice of horroscope and the worldview behind it!

Very courageous of her...

It's clear that she loves the truth very much, and would not sacrifice it for the sake of not stepping on people's toes.

So I just assure her that although I accept ang pows during Chinese New Year, it doesnt mean I think it brings me good luck :)

One of my clients like to gimme daily horroscope reports for fun... but that doesn't make me an occultist etc, heheh...

Anyway, this was her report last Thursday...

Happy Birthday! What an eclectic person you are! Sensitive to criticism, compassionate about others suffering, you can also be very blunt in your commentary. Those who dont know you well (and not many people actually do) assume you're tougher and less caring than you are. The so-called tough veneer you sometimes display is protective camouflage, designed to keep hurt and rejection at arm's length.

(Dave: Wow, that's a word of knowledge! Sorry, NextUp gang, I'd change...)

You understand the impact that unexpected, sometimes bombastic remarks can have, and may use shock or surprise to get others attention. This could backfire, however, and diminish your credibility. Take care to avoid exaggeration.

(Dave: Not true la... I'm inclined towards understatements)

You're a born detective, ferreting out the real story behind another's motives and success. Even though you seem somewhat eccentric, perceptive people recognize the truth and value in your theories. You're an unwilling psychic, subject to precognitive dreams and stunning awareness.

(Dave: muahahahahahah!)

At times cantankerous, you may refuse to share your thoughts and dreams with others - unless, of course, you're in the mood. You're a mystery. On one hand, you hide buried secrets in your psyche; but on the other hand, you're a poster child for full
disclosure. Just when others think they've finally got you stereotyped, you flip the switch and surprise them with yet another alter ego. Yes, you can be very contrary - but you can also be extremely funny, charming, playful, witty and loving.

(Dave: That's what I'm told... people are still trying to figure out whether i'm liberal, evangelical, fundamentalist or charismatic)

Music is extremely necessary. It actually speaks to you. You may rely on music to convey your complex emotions and thoughts when words fail.

As visionary and brilliant as you can be, you also have a low threshold for boredom. You're not cut out for a nine-to-five ordinary job.

(dave: Watch me!!)

You need something that blends creativity with surprise and futuristic possibilities.
Obviously, you may be happier in business for yourself (with a reliable team of practical sidekicks picking up the slack) or pursuing an artistic career. You are
so unique - sensitive but strong, visionary but childlike.

(Dave: I knew there's a Peter Pan inside me... i dun wanna grow up)

You may also catch others off guard by revealing very private details of your life. It's important to have respect and sensitivity for those around you before opening your mouth and revealing more than others can handle. Whether you're a sci-fi
aficionado, a movie buff, a musician, or simply an imaginative dreamer, you are one of the most memorable and unique people...

Born today are Pierre Cardin, The Dalai Lama, Vonda Shepard, Ringo Starr, Gustav Mahler, etc

Comments

Anonymous said…
Funny...am a Cancerian too but never come across such a detailed character interpretation.
Dave said…
i've absolutely no idea where she got it, but what'd really make me a believer if they can gimme a personalised and detailed prediction of the future :D